Big Bertha Thing ISP

From: Tony Lance 
Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro,sci.space.policy
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing tidings
Date: Sun, 08 Apr 2007 16:44:09 +0100

Big Bertha Thing ISP

23rd June 2000
Finance Director,
Ision Internet Plc.,
UK
Dear Sir,
Further to your letter of the 21st June 2000, regarding payment 
of 56.36 pounds sterling, for 77 days ISP charges. 

My last payment of 14.09, as detailed in your letter, 
covered the three dates as follows;-
1st March 2000
2nd March 2000
13th March 2000 

These were the only days of the previous 107 days, 
when my site was not disabled, in more ways than one 
and my mailbox locked up from me. Apparently the only person, 
who can enable site access and password reset, 
is your accounts manager. He can only be contacted 
via national telephone lines, complete with revolving door 
and canned musak. 

You want a further payment of 56.36, to bring the charges
up to 23.48 per day. (At a rate of 8570.20 pounds sterling per annum.)
Please find enclosed herewith my cheque for 56.36
and a copy of my previous letter to you,
dated 12th June 2000. (recorded delivery) 



In view of the extraordinary nature of these charges,
I would ask you to confirm just three things;-
1.That you have received payment by issueing a reciept. (Received)
2.That you will close my account as from todays date. (Closed 3rd July)
3.That there will be no further charges made against this account.

In mitigation of the conduct of your staff, it would appear
that they had some difficulty with my Usenet newsgroup postings,
as detailed on my new site.
http://www.bigberthathing.com/news.html 

I trust that this will be in order and will be looking forward
to the favour of your reply.
Thank you,
Tony Lance